Alex 18 storyteller

Future director and screenwriter

Columbia College Chicago

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

angelicsongx:

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?

(Source: harrywantsababy)

t0be-continued:

baby all ready for bed

t0be-continued:

baby all ready for bed

(Source: best-of-memes)

  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

THAT’S A REAL DOG?!

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

THAT’S A REAL DOG?!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

I wish I could say that Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor ‘til the end, that not for a single moment did his courage waiver, but that is not what happened.

(Source: hazels)

nerdjpg:

its a no for that stupid hoe

nerdjpg:

its a no for that stupid hoe

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

*high fives your ass*