Alex 18 Future filmmaker and screenwriter I think it's super important to laugh! Laugh every day! If you're having trouble finding things to smile and laugh about, then you know, follow me or whatever. :)


people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

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when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like


"Who me?"

"Who me?"

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i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was


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marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song


coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents



We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?


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my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death


Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english  


When you stop paying attention to Tyra Banks for more than 30 seconds.


When you stop paying attention to Tyra Banks for more than 30 seconds.

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