Alex 18 Future filmmaker and screenwriter

Columbia College Chicago

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal)

meladoodle:

i cant stop laughing this tweet is incredible

meladoodle:

i cant stop laughing this tweet is incredible

(Source: meladoodle)

(Source: pizzahoechlin)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

nerdsandgamersftw:

That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(Source: owmeex)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: 05px)

(Source: xe-stuff)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

versacekardashian:

brandiglanville:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

ive had someone elses piss in my mouth before but i refuse to drink tap water

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