it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
breathe if im your favorite blog
do a triple backflip if I’m not