Alex 17 Future filmmaker and screenwriter I think it's super important to laugh! Laugh every day! If you're having trouble finding things to smile and laugh about, then you know, follow me or whatever. :)

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread)

somedayillfindthecourage:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

THAT’S DAISY YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP

somedayillfindthecourage:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

THAT’S DAISY YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP

6blood6lust6:

blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

the fuck

yes and it gets its name because it forces users to say “meow meow” any time they commit any type of strange act under its influence.
*stabs mother* “meow meow”
*cuts dick off* “meow meow”
*sautés detached penis in the frying pan with peas and onions on a low simmer for 8-12 minutes* “meow meow”

6blood6lust6:

blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

the fuck

yes and it gets its name because it forces users to say “meow meow” any time they commit any type of strange act under its influence.

*stabs mother* “meow meow”

*cuts dick off* “meow meow”

*sautés detached penis in the frying pan with peas and onions on a low simmer for 8-12 minutes* “meow meow”

(Source: tomatopeel)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(Source: cakejam)

chokemesomethingawful:

chokemesomethingawful:

my mum is forcing me to wear flip flops on our cruise and

stOP REBLOGGING THIS JFC I KEEP GETTING MESSAGES TELLING ME TO PUT PETE WENTZ’ FACE ON THEM

chokemesomethingawful:

chokemesomethingawful:

my mum is forcing me to wear flip flops on our cruise and

stOP REBLOGGING THIS JFC I KEEP GETTING MESSAGES TELLING ME TO PUT PETE WENTZ’ FACE ON THEM

(Source: sundrowned)

evilblogger:

"what are you drinking?"

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sluttynuggets:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

And it’s funny?

no

I do not normally approve of rape jokes, but there is an interesting article explaining when rape jokes CAN be pulled off in a non offensive, funny way. 

Hear me out. The article says that 

the number one rule of telling a rape joke is:

DO NOT MAKE THE VICTIM THE BUTT OF THE JOKE.

I linked to the article above, but here is that link again: HERE.  

And here is an Amy Schumer clip that pokes fun at the horrible legal system when it comes to rape. It’s funny because it is making fun of how horrible the legal system is when it comes to rape, NOT rape itself. That would just be distasteful.

But in general, I hate hate hate rape jokes.